Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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