Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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