Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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