I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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