I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I have fence marks all over my body
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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