My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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