Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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