i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I enjoy the company of your penis
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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