You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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