So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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