shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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