Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm bleeding and have questions
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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