I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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