She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
