well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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