I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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