So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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