who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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