No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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