At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
she looked like the before picture.
do herpes really smell.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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