Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my being single is dangerous.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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