ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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