no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
this hospital has no fireball
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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