Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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