i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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