On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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