He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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