Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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