True but thats because hes a fetus.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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