I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
ttyl tear gas
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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