i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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