I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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