Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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