I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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