she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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