You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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