called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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