You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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