It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize