We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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