doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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