at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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