I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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