What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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