she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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