her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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