Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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