So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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