D3 body, D1 cock
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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