In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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