put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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