hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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