your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
