very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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