Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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