Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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